yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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