Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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