That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I came so hard my ears popped.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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