Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..