You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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you had me at cake vodka
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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