Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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