I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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