At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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