Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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