dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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