No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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