Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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