god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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