Having a random hookup so left but love u
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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