You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
