Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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