I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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