...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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