are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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