Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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