No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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