you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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