Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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