Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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