I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
the raccoons are back...
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