it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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