i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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