Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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