He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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