How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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