awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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