yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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