i think i have herpe
just one?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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