there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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