Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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