Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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