i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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