these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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