My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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