I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
