I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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