I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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