Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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