question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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