peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I don't deserve a penis
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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