we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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