do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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