I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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