i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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