Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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