Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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