you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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