If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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